A hairy Monster

Monster: I need a hair cut.

Hair Stylist: I'm not going to design a hair style for you.

Monster: No, here is my penis. I will pay for you.

Hair Stylist: Wa....I don't need that much. Ok I cut the hair for you but I just want your underwear.

Monster: Ok. Do it then.

Hair Stylist: Mmmm.....I'm gonna to cut this bit. Here is too heavy. I will cut this as well..........Yadda Yadda Yadda

SIX HOURS LATER.

Hair Stylist: Now, you look fantastically scary.

END